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Bears eat monkey

Posted in random,the internets by sh4wn on June 26, 2006

Here’s the story.

This happened in May, but man, this is some funny funny stuff. Maybe it shouldn’t be, but wow. My co-worker and i have arranged an entire scenerio of how this went down.

Bob Bear: That monkey is so annoying.
Frank Bear: No kidding.
Bob Bear: I’ll totally give you a month’s worth of fruit if you take him out while he’s dancing and showing off and then bring him over here for us to snack on.
Frank Bear: Seriously? A month’s worth of fruit?
Bob Bear: Oh yeah. But you gotta stop that guy now. He’s driving me to the brink of insanity.

You have to read the article. It reads almost like a comedy sketch. Nature is amazing.

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  1. jones said,

    Perhaps the best part of the story is the photo caption:

    “A Sloth bear eats a Barbary macaque monkey at the Beekse Bergen Safari Park in Hilvarenbeek, south Netherlands on Sunday, May 14, 2006. Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, the zoo said Monday.(AP Photo/Marco Barelds)”

    I love how the first sentence is present tense.


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