random list time
peanut butter jelly
apes and androids
eff
a roll of paper towels
Boxing day (happy boxing day, everyone!!)
samurai
my brother-in-law’s new “service”
white paint
mancala
Chevy Chase
red wine
pink slippers
Teen Titans
a bowl of milky water waiting for redemption
fishermen
an airbag saved my life
7 tarantulas
thursday christmas music event
hello friends.
this thursday (Dec 21) me and some friends will be playing christmas music at Caffeine in Nashville at 8pm. i’m playing drums on most songs, and singing a few. it should be very different and fun. and it’s free. except for the coffee that you buy.
come one. come all.
lowercase collective on a new mix
lowercase collective have made it onto the “Local Love” mix put out by yewknee.com. we thank Michael for the love. you should download this mix and other mixes, and then go support the artists in said mixes by purchasing their music or seeing them live.
in other lowercase collective related news, our producer/magic maker, Rob Burrell, told me the other day that the mixes are under way, and they are sounding better than claymation rudolph looks. we should be putting out an album soooooon.
i’ll keep you updated.
the king plays pinball with spock, who’s chillin in his crib.
first of all: star trek cribs and other in a series of commercials on G4. go watch these now. all of them. i think there’s 4.
More good: pinball song, this variation of the pinball song, and 321 Contact.
and now…
4 reasons why Burger King is the fastfood leader:
1. their fries are crunchy and delicious, and the best fries in the fasfood market.
2. the package design is better than anyone’s out there. take a look at the cup you’re drinking out of next time you’re there and then think about the other guys.
3. their commercials are bizarre and, at least of late, have been more original than the competition (think of the king sneaking up on people, scaring them while trying to give them tasty food items vs. think outside the bun).
4. i just purchased 3 video games for the 360 for $10.99, including a game where you sneak up on people to give them food. they have characters like the Subserviant Chicken. and you can be the king.
The Euphemism Generator
this is the kind of fun that they talk about on party boats:
hours and hours of obsurd fun. go there now.
godzilla could eat Tokyo
great ideas don’t grow along side tubers and roots. this is a great idea.
and now a poem:
the back of my head is hair covered
like the leg of lamb before the sheering
sheering doesn’t hurt
but getting hit by a truck does
and so does breaking a tooth while eating cold ice cream
the tic tacs on my desk
expired 3 months ago
but i continue to enjoy their mintiness
i refrain from putting tic tacs in my hair
or as garnish when i devour lamb legs
and if i break my tooth on one
i’ll be sure to get angry and shave one of you
