Mid-life Crisis=Robots?
Last night, I told Leslie that I may be about ready for a mid-life crisis. She asked me if that would come in the form of a sports car or an affair or what. I think it could come in the form of building a giant robot. I could ride the robot to work, have it destroy people i didn’t like (note to reader: be nice to me), it could do math for me, it could protect me from inclimate weather, it could build other robots for me so i could start a robot army, and countless other things. We’ll see. I’ll keep you posted.
I was thinking this morning about my months after graduating from college: I was staying at my parents house, looking for a job, and dating Leslie. My parents house was undergoing a flea infestation. I don’t know how those things happen, but i never want to have carpet. Every night when i got home, i would take off my shoes and walk through the house in my socks. I would then venture into the bathroom and pick around 25 or so fleas out of my white socks and put them in the toilet. I would then walk through the house again and repeat.
Then i found a job and moved out. The End.
I have been married now for 10 years. Got engaged 11 years ago, and had my first date with Leslie 12 years ago. We went to ToysRUs.
sh4wn pretends to make an update
a. lowercase collective made it onto another We Own This Town podcast. Sorry i didn’t catch this when it actually came out, but i just found it: http://weownthistown.net/?p=2271
b. i was looking through my blog the other day and noticed that i used to post a ton of stuff. some of it was funny. maybe one day i’ll return to form.
c. in other lowercase collective news, we may be releasing an album someday. we also may play more shows.
d. i don’t blog as much because of micro-blogging, also called Twitter.
e. good music: Klaxtons – Myths of the Late Future, Late of the Pier – Fantasy Black Channel, Starf**ker, Daft Punk, Uncle Skeleton – Pancho Chumley, Company of Thieves – Ordinary Riches, The Bird and the Bee – Rayguns are not the Future, Sarah Bareilles – Little Voice.
f. Left 4 Dead – xbox360 – GREAT game. Can’t wait to play it multiplayer.
g. Leslie is working a lot these days. Accounting.
h. Orbit Sweet Mint gum is probably the best gum i’ve ever eaten. Tastes like mint chocolate chip without the chocolate.
i. am done.
